Joke Quotes

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Donï¿½t show u teeth plastic smile canï¿½t work, take u face from the ground girl, stop wearing fraud iï¿½m not a clown that laugh an… — Black Uhuru
GGRR! MEANINGLESS HUH?!?!?! WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF MEANINGLESS?!?!??!?! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SPEND MOST OF YOUR LIFE RULED BY ANOTHER! WATCH YOUR RACE DWINDLE TO A HANDFUL!!!!… — Vegeta
Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman — Dodgeball
The Forest? I thought that was a joke. We can't go in there. Students aren't allowed. And there are....werewolves. — Draco Malfoy
And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke. — Immortal Technique
If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke! — Ralphie May
Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my… — Dwight Schrute
We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we're friends. We joke, try to have… — Unknown Author
You keep opening ya grill, Im barbecuing with it. I know my shit already tight so I aint screwing with it. Some say this shit… — Lil Wayne
Life isnt a joke, take it seriously, and love every moment that you do. You only get one chance to make it the best, and… — Unknown Author
There is nothing worse than finding out your girlfriend is HIV positive when your wife is capable of ending your life, or making it a… — Barack Obama
They say my dick is a joke now I hope they get it — Lil Wayne
Wanna hear a joke about corn?! nevermind it's corny. — Unknown Author
I'm a real big fan of yours, but I'm quite the joke to you. — Nevershoutnever
Guy ; you wanna hear a joke about my dick ? . never mind it to long girl ; you wanna hear a joke about… — Unknown Author
Ok here, like a hare, like a rabbit, I like karatsl Im allergic to having bunny ears, like broke, like nope, like ha, I aint… — Jay-Z
I'm maturing. A boy crumbles from stress, a man can take some punches. Life has been beating the sh*t out of me, mentally and physically.… — Kid Cudi
If life's a joke, then I'm waiting for the punch. — Mac Miller
Wanna hear a funny joke about my cooka? Never mind you wont get it. — Casey
There isn't much that I can do, but I can share an hour with you, and I can share a joke with you....as on our… — Unknown Author

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