Joke Quotes

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Joke: why do people always go high to school? Answer: because its called — Unknown Author
Your pregnant is the only AprilFool joke you women got? Find a new joke cause that been played out years ago — Deon Crockett
Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke. — Shadawcatt
So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack So many friends,… — Shadawcatt
Facebook: *Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking:* don't care'' Whore Your life sucks Song lyrics Inside joke? Needs a therapist. — Unknown Author
Seems i've crossed the line again for being nothing more than who I am. So, break my bones and throw your stones. We all know… — Shinedown
Driving somebedy's car is a joke because you listen to their favourite music — Musa Nkutha
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs. — Enhance Dreams
I JOKE NO STRESS — Bismark Frimpong
Never take someone's feelings as a joke. You never know how much that shit hurt! — Bismark Frimpong
My life is a joke.... I'm only here for your amusement.... You'll never see the pain I feel or the tears I cry.... But anyways....… — Storm Shadowheart
It's so funny when your at the office party and you crack a joke and your laughing at yourself because you created an awkward silence. — Daryn
My favorite comedy is self-effacing, where the person doing the joke is the butt of it. That's always been the stuff I've gravitated toward. And… — Andy Samberg
I was gunna make a gay joke, but f*ck it. — Brandon
I think Lady GaGa, as an artist you know, she's undeniable. That was one of them things where sometimes I get a joke in my… — Eminem
In the beginning I had a bunch of Thor comics, and someone would give me a Thor doll as a joke, and a hammer, and… — Chris Hemsworth
Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and… — Chris Tucker
The awkward momment when you tell a joke and no one laughs lol — MoCHY
Every time I'm on the red carpet and they ask,'Who's the mother going to be? I always say Hillary Clinton as a joke. I got… — Jason Segel
LOVE is the ONLY thing that describes EVERYTHING in the world, sometimes affectionate sometimes pain sometimes a toy sometimes a joke sometimes a tear and… — Beenu

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