Joke Quotes

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Every vision is a joke until the first man accomplishes it; once realized, it becomes commonplace. — Dr Robert H Goddard
My mom was a very productive playwright. I remember a poster for one of her shows. It was at Columbus Circle and all the subway… — Jon Cryer
I joke with my kids, who love history, that I'll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term. — Scott Walker
Growing up, 'wocka wocka' was like my thing...I would tell a joke and then go, 'Wocka wocka!' I was a bit of a nerd. — Amy Adams
There's a story going round that I injected my pet dog with botox. I didn't. I haven't got a dog. I would never do anything… — Ricky Gervais
Try to forget all the bad things that happens between you and your best friend , don`t lose them for stupid things , just try… — Unknown Author
If U Take My Kindness As My Weakness I Will Take Your Life As A Joke — Reian Jain
It was already tearing me apart knowing that I couldn't have you anymore. I spent numerous hours spilling tears all over myself, making puddles. I… — Dan Pellegrino
(...) We are made to bleed. And scab and heal and bleed again, and turn every scar into a joke. We are made to fight.… — Ani Difranco
People say ur ugly people say ur durt people say a million things and expect them not to hurt so the next time u say… — Unknown Author
On my adventurers into the porn world, I noticed there's one thing that doesn't exist. Asian men. — Daniel Ellis
Love defined by : A 5 year old Girl -Love is when he takes my chocolates and comes back with its wrapper A 10 year… — Arashi
I would tell you a joke about Chris Brown and Rihanna but you'd never get the punch line .-. — Unknown Author
So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa… — Pulp Fiction
You were my priority once.. now you have become just a stupid joke. — Unknown Author
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke. — Hussein Nishah
As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and… — Hussein Nishah
Treat me like a joke, I'll leave you like it's funny. — Amber
When a man is setting out to do evil,advice is a joke to him! — Lambert
I thought I m in love, My nites going sleeples My days going useles So I askd GOD Is dis LOVE? God replied No Dear… — Unknown Author

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