Joke Quotes

1327 quotes by 1003 authors

Never take all the sweet things i've told you as jokes, I never joke about my feeling. I mean them! I really do. — Luphielia
I love how people takes jokes seriously....like damn its a fucking joke get over it...its not my fault that I'm the best...if you don't like… — DevilgirlLovesU
Be random. take chances. say no. dance in the rain. cry. spend all your cash. be random. sing out loud. get revenge. fall in love.… — Ritu Ghatourey
I learn a lot from that scramble no joke. I think that help me change my life a lot, that much it affected me, the… — Glen Rambharack
There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and forth. A guy… — SUPERMAN
Never take life as a joke take your life as a gift hand down from the maker of all things,peoples and places who name is… — Frenchqueen
There was a girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy,if I told u that I liked u,would u take I… — Ritu Ghatourey
My life is a joke with pain. My pain seems to be peoples' humor. — Unknown Author
What Was That? Are You Kinding Me? Act Like Were Best Friends, I'm Sorry Make Me Believe We're Best Friends. Joke with Around With Each… — Ritu Ghatourey
Dont you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they dont realize it,… — Ritu Ghatourey
Yeah I may..laugh a lot, joke around a lot.. but, inside of me, its breaking.... yet, nobody can tell.. — Ritu Ghatourey
Brighter days is what shines ahead, the past you leave behind and the future lies ahead, all the struggles and dark times, all of it… — Shayne Martin
IF my absence is not felt, ,.. then my presence is joke. — Ritu Ghatourey
I look at the word challenge as a joke because nothing in life is hard once you put your mind to it anything is possible… — JOhnny Lall
HUSBAND, living proof that women can take a joke; — Nikhil Saluja
-We criticize -We analyze -But do we ever -Turn to see -We are all different -Never made the same -Some laugh, some point, some call… — Shmoopy
Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them, joke over your troubles but gather strength from them, make a jest of your difficulties but overcome… — Nishan Panwar
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja
I'm really sick of people treating me like I am a joke, next time someone play's games they're gonna get chocked. — Amanda
I once made a Palm tree joke it's now out of date. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Joke Quotes

1,003 authors contributed a total of 1,327 Joke Quotes, led by these top contributors: