Joke Quotes

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It was just a joke Fine it was just a cut — Amanda
When you tell somone you are going to kill them as a joke then you hear that the next day that person that you joked… — Thinkpinkbarbii
I laugh, I smile, I talk a while. You laugh, you smile, you stay a while. I'm hurt, I hide, I wear a mask. You… — Erica E
Flashing lights, going back to the time, playing games in the street, kicking balls at my feet, theres a numb in my toes standing close… — One Direction
BESTFRIEND , the people who know you in and out , make you smile with their joke , make you cry by their touching story… — Moriset
When you realize that life isn't a joke no more then you start to recognize how much life has died — Lover
Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash! Fall in love. Get to know someone random.… — Unknown Author
I'm the kind of boy who laughs at a joke, and then the next day, I bust out laughing because I just got the joke! — Young Siddiq Prince
When it's over it's over ! Stalking someone or something your ex has like a phone , facebook page , and there new lover .… — Kevin McCarty
CRACK what a drug people have no business doing. I can sit here and say how bad it really is . I have seen the… — Kevin McCarty
I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one forever. hahahahha its an Joke ... — Unknown Author
I like you. Ive liked you since the day we started talking. I like your laugh, smile, face, body, personality, humor. Everything. I could literally… — Larissa Brodie
I like people who I can occasionally have really deep conversations with, and at the same time joke around with them... — Unknown Author
In the journey to find that right one, some people won't have to utter a word, but you can see what they are all about… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin — Finding Nemo
The past year and a half have been horrible, in fact horrible doesn't even begen to describe it. I'm Angry, I'm hurt, I'm Emonationaly drained.… — Charity Ann Sones
Best Friends. We`re the kind of people who who laugh at a joke three times. Once when it`s told. The 2nd when someone explains it… — Unknow
When you make a joke ans someone you hate laughs,No bitch you arent aloud to laugh!:) — Gorgeous_girl;)
This guy had smuggler as a license plate in Washington. This were I say what a joke dude gets caught smuggling. Some people are to… — Kevin McCarty
Making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings youll ever… — Ramandeep Singh

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