Joke Quotes

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The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me and… — Tony Danza
Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane!… — David Zucker
People are learning to feel more comfortable hearing one another's dreams. It used to be that if you told a dream in public, someone had… — Henry Reed
When I'm writing the book I'm laughing at just how overblown the characters seemed. How full of himself he seems. But I didn't get far… — Jhonen Vasquez
Tool of Communist agitators... it's really a joke, isn't it? Because, quite clearly, we are a party of real moderates. It just shows how little… — Helen Suzman
Once you start thinking about it in a mercenary frame of mind, then you're finished. You're a joke, because there are too many mercenaries out… — Tommy Shaw
If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one. — Joe Harsel
A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not… — Louis Sabin
A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called — Menander Of Athens
Radio is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome — Thomas Stearns Eliot
A domesticated girl that's all you ask of me, Darling it is no joke, this is lycanthropy. — Shakira
I ain't no joke, I use to let the mic smoke. Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke. — Rakim
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real. — Kevin Hart
Laugh and joke about me on the phone. — Billy Ray Cyrus
Well, in theory, we're both millionaires, but in reality, we live with a bunch of whores. -Allie's father (delivering the punch line to a joke) — The Notebook
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry. — Black Sabbath
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me. — The Bee Gees
Ha ha ha, I like to joke, got a sense of humor? Still face, play me short like an oompa loompa. You ain't gotta screw… — Kendrick Lamar
Apparently, once you go Blackberry, you never go Backberry Someone shoot me for that dad joke. — Hayley Williams
It started like a joke I never thought it would come to this. Today I'm walking in the bushes, like a criminal. — Lucky Dube

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