Joke Quotes

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The problem with political jokes is they get elected. — Unknown Author
It must be a cruel joke of nature that people who are so bad for us, make us feel so good. — Harrison Daniel
Life is a joke Even though you're fair to it Its still unfair You give your all.help those in need,sacrifice for others and do good… — Melchor Lim
Those that have legs pass exams not those that lean lolzzzzz. — Jekwu Igwegbo
Never joke around when texting. People can take you seriously. I've heard this so many times and just oh that'll never happen to me until… — Melchor Lim
We always used to joke about loving each other, but somewhere along the line, I stopped joking and truly fell head over heals :) — Treasure:)
You think we dont have feelings you think you can go around calling who ever and what ever hot you think leading someone on and… — Talyiah
Perhaps you'd be a bit surprised how often, if you knew, a joke, a song, a memory will make me think of you — Superman
No joke would sound laughable once you have heard it already. Then why let the same pain, hurt you more than once? — Aldyna Threesya
World as a whole has enough food and wealth to keep everyone on it warm and healthy, still there is hunger and poverty. Are those… — Melchor Lim
Some girls too day crazy how can she do such a thing,WHAT HAPPEN? she just pollute the meeting room!!,WHAT DID SHE TAKE BEFORE COMING TO… — Juniorjk
(Tosting by an illiterate)..Hello baby whats your name is ? (Baby)..am Juliet N U? (illiterate)..plz be call me Wizguy.(illiterate)...baby can we be boyess and girless… — Juniorjk
Next time when I guy askes me out and I dont like them I'll just say I'm lesbian if they still continue I'll say I… — Unknown Author
AM I handsome? TEST call, if I m handsome miss call, if I m good Text bck if I m great Txt a joke if… — Rock4u
What smells of wee and goes in and out:a old person doing the hockey cockey — Unknown Author
Treat me like some joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny. — Why Not
Obviously,You can't forget what you put on to your skin.Scars well remain there within time. They will fade,But you'll bring more onto your skin if… — Jasmine
There was girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy, If I told you that I liked you, would you take… — Zoheb
Nobody notices a cowards fall, Cause hes already a joke to all, His voice is never heard, His memories are blurred, They forget him, Till… — Timothy Ashmore
I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and its not… — Priyanka

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