Joke Quotes

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I thought conceptual art was a joke. — Gian Carlo Menotti
I used to joke that I came to England - not to the U.S. where most Koreans go - because I like Arthur Conan Doyle… — Ha-Joon Chang
You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. — Tracy Morgan
You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke to someone. — Lennon Parham
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? — Gore Vidal
There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true. — Samuel Schmid
I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal… — Ben Folds
Well when I made my first record I thought it would be a good joke to have me on one side, have the lable say… — John Fahey
The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy. — Mark McKinney
I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies. — Rahm Emanuel
I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically. — David Cross
I always thought security was a joke at New York airports, and in U.S. airports to begin with. You can go through any European or… — Richard Drew
I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a… — Bob Woodward
That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming… — Miroslav Vitous
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do. — Sandra Bullock
See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy. — H. Rap Brown
I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke. — Pete Waterman
Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke. — Alan Dundes
When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression. — Bill Bryson
You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else. — Robert Louis Stevenson

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