Joke Quotes

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Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it. — Scott Roeben
Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself. — Unknown Author
Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make… — Eddie Murphy
So, whenever Scooter was the Pilot, he never had a chance to fly the orbiter. So, the joke is: I'm going to have a chance… — Duane G. Carey
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer. — Joan Van Ark
I have done things politically, and I've been running a business at the same time, but I sort of joke that to some extent I… — Craig Benson
When the joke is on you, your sense of humour gets a reality check. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes, IGNORANCE is much better than to respond at someone's nonsense JOKE. — Unknown Author
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang. Today's Joke — Kevin
Sex is like a joke. Some get it, some don't! — Nikhil Saluja
There were 11 people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person… — Unknown Author
God comes and says, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the… — Unknown Author
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours… — Unknown Author
When your time is good your mistakes r taken as a joke But when when ur time is bad even ur jokes are noticed as… — Ritu Ghatourey
Best relationship?its when you can joke around.have unexpected hugs,random kisses and give each other that specific stare and just smile. — Nikkie
People who joke about suicide make me sick. How can it that a serious matter brought on by other people become a joke? Humanity has… — Unknown Author
I know you think you broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start. I saw your game and played it too… — Superman
Happiness used to come so naturally, now happiness is just a cruel joke that life plays, Sadness, anger, confusion is all I feel right now,… — Fallen_Angel
Life is a joke, thats why when you have fun you are happy, so dont take everything too serious. — Blaze Olamiday
Even if you're not having a bad day, someone else is...sometimes, just saying a funny joke to them can make them better. — Naquitta Faith

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