Joke Quotes

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You are but a speck in the universe, but you are a very important speck. You brighten someones day with single compliment. You give someone… — Tom Krause
If abortion is murder then, are condoms kidnappers? — Muz Mafuwane
The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
A simple Bye makes us cry, A simple Joke makes us laugh, A simple Care makes us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS… — Butterfly_Kisses
Happiness starts with, one word. One joke. One text. One phone call. One song. One hug. One kiss. And stops with one mistake. — Anmol Andore
The good thing about online relationships is, he can type a joke to make her smile, while his tears drop on the phone screen — Anurag Prakash Ray
How could I have been so stupid to actually think you loved me. I believed every word that you said, I love u you say.… — Clarissa Lohr
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Answer: — Singkit
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou
Life is a joke because it ends like all jokes do. — Jeremy Limn
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx
After more than half a century (Sleeping Beauty), Disney finally know what the meaning of true love (Maleficent). — Alvin
You can't laugh at the same joke again and again, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again? — Unknown Author
Some People Don't Know When To Open Their Mouth And Talk. They Don't Know When To Start And Stop. They Don't Know The Different Between… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela
FED UP i scar myself but you cant see how fed up iam with just being me i hide myself under the smoke this is… — Loneliest_love
I miss You everyday, but I can't tell you everyday because you may mistake it for a Joke. — Terry Mark
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. — Joker
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. — Patience Jr Kibabatoko
There is a joke for everyone but never be the joke for anyone. — KM II
He who laughs last is the one who is looking at the boobies of the girl who is telling the joke.... — Green Monk

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