"Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there…" — Kevin Hart
"Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real."
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265 Quotes by Kevin Hart
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The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like…
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People May Hate You For Being Different and Not Living By Society's Standards,but Deep Down,They Wish They Had The Courage…
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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!
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My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about…
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At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy,…
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.
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Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk…
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How the hell do you wake up dead?
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My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
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There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.
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The worst thing about being lied to, is realizing they don't think you're worth the truth.
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
— Aristotle
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If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.
— Lance Armstrong
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As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic.
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I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to…
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Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and…
— James M. Barrie
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In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.
— Lynda Barry
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Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
— Theodor Adorno
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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.
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People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down…
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I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire.
— Sara Blakely
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These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the…
— Michael Bloomberg
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