Joke Quotes

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â€¦ that sour blend of loneliness and lust for recognition, shyness and extravagance, deep insecurity and self-intoxicated egomania, that drives poets and writers out of… — Amos Oz
As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline. — Jack Ketchum
I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life. — Bill Watterson
Perhaps the way to succeed is to think of life on Earth as a colossal joke, a creation of such immense stupidity that the only… — Meg Rosoff
(...) I donÂ´t want a drink. I just want to know where am I? -YouÂ´re not in Kansas anymore!- Jake chuckled at his own joke. — Alexandra Adornetto
You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second,… — Tina Fey
Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke. — Mindy Kaling
A cowboy, a lawyer, and a mechanic watched Queen of the Damned,â€ I murmured. Warrenâ€”who had once, a long time ago, been a cowboyâ€”snickered and… — Patricia Briggs
What a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen in love with the Republic's most famous criminal. — Marie Lu
You make a joke out of everything. Lifeâ€™s too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
Sometimes I feel that I am destined always to be offstage whenever the main action occurs. That God has made me the victim of some… — Jonathan Coe
Listen up. You're in trouble. Word is the Capitol's furious about you showing them up in the arena. The one thing they can't stand is… — Suzanne Collins
We have to joke about it because the alternative is to be scared — Suzanne Collins
They make a fuss about Hogsmeade, but I assure you, Harry, it's not all it's cracked up to be. All right, the sweetshop's rather good,… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Finnick:" Good to see you, Peeta." Peeta:" You be nice to her, Finnick. Or I might try and take her away from you." It could… — Suzanne Collins
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am.… — Alan Moore
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. — Werner Heisenberg
She loved three things â€” a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man. — W. Somerset Maugham
One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke. — Mark Twain
Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you… — Christopher Nolan

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