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In-laws Quotes by David Letterman
- Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to be living with…
- Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said this guy has…
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- I remember in 'Law of Desire,' where I played a homosexual, that people were more upset that I kissed a man on… — Antonio Banderas
- Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings
- Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold… — Matthew Broderick
- In law, nothing is certain but the expense. — Samuel Butler
- What do lawyers learn in law school? They learn to win... What we've got to start thinking about is how do we… — Benjamin Carson
- My affection for Taiwan... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half… — Jackie Chan
- Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark
- I never thought that the long haired, bearded guy I married in law school would end up being President. — Hillary Clinton
- I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other. — Tori Amos
- Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws. — George Carlin
- "Hit it with the back of your left hand" was the first swing thought I ever heard, brusquely bu not unlovingly put… — John Updike
- It's not just the over $8 billion that we would be saving in law enforcement; it's also the over $8 billion that… — Arianna Huffington