In-laws Quotes

215 quotes by 177 authors

I remember in 'Law of Desire,' where I played a homosexual, that people were more upset that I kissed a man on the mouth than… — Antonio Banderas
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and… — Matthew Broderick
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. — Samuel Butler
What do lawyers learn in law school? They learn to win... What we've got to start thinking about is how do we solve problems. — Benjamin Carson
My affection for Taiwan... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese. — Jackie Chan
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark
I never thought that the long haired, bearded guy I married in law school would end up being President. — Hillary Clinton
I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other. — Tori Amos
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws. — George Carlin
"Hit it with the back of your left hand" was the first swing thought I ever heard, brusquely bu not unlovingly put to me by… — John Updike
It's not just the over $8 billion that we would be saving in law enforcement; it's also the over $8 billion that we would be… — Arianna Huffington
I think it's important to promote a culture of life. I think a hospitable society is a society where every being counts and every person… — George W. Bush
Science is not a system of certain, or -established, statements; nor is it a system which steadily advances towards a state of finality... And our… — Karl Popper
Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw. — Ambrose Bierce
Rome was great in arms, in government, in law. — Goldwin Smith
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. — Ken Dodd
'Tis a short sight to limit our faith in laws to those of gravity, of chemistry, of botany, and so forth. Those laws do not… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
In law it is good policy to never plead what you need not, lest you oblige yourself to prove what you can not. — Abraham Lincoln
And do as adversaries do in law, strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends. — William Shakespeare

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