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In-laws Quotes by Milton Berle
- On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
- I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
- I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.
- My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
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