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Him Quotes by Milton Berle
- You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
- We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
- In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.
- She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
- Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in…
- I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.
- This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
- A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I…
- A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap,…
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- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and they are… — Karen Armstrong
- There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium was the… — Antonin Artaud
- To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult. — Isaac Asimov
- Today, the Iraqi citizen sees that America is coming and wants to occupy his country and kill him, and he is willing… — Bashar al-Assad
- If a superior give any order to one who is under him which is against that man's conscience, although he do not… — Francis of Assisi
- When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because… — Chinua Achebe
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing… — Rowan Atkinson
- Art is man's constant effort to create for himself a different order of reality from that which is given to him. — Chinua Achebe
- Fame often makes a writer vain, but seldom makes him proud. — Wystan Hugh Auden