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- I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
- The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.
- Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.
- I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!
- At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.
- I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a…
- My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums.…
- One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?
- The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.
- I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
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- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
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- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
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