"The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When……" — Milton Berle
"The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand."
More Careful Quotes
- If you are careful with people, they will offer you part of themselves. That is the big secret. — Eve Arnold
- While you are proclaiming peace with your lips, be careful to have it even more fully in your heart. — Francis of Assisi
- Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike… — Rowan Atkinson
- The problem with leaderless uprisings taking over is that you don't always know what you get at the other end.… — Chinua Achebe
- Everything that happens happens as it should, and if you observe carefully, you will find this to be so. — Marcus Aurelius
- If I were to give advice, I would say to parents that they ought to be very careful whom they… — Teresa of Avila
- Your conscience is the measure of the honesty of your selfishness. Listen to it carefully. — Richard Bach
- My view of foreign policy is that we need to be careful and circumspect about United States intervention in any… — Michele Bachmann
- Be careful what you set your heart upon - for it will surely be yours. — James A. Baldwin
- When you do reality, you have to be pretty careful. You have to almost monitor yourself to make sure that… — Stephen Baldwin
- Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is… — Scott Adams
- Careful economic research has shown public-sector workers receive a level of compensation, pension benefits, and retiree health coverage in excess… — Bob Beauprez