Post Office Quotes
73 quotes by 67 authors
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense…
— Adam Carolla
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
— Johnny Carson
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Estiven Rodriguez couldn't speak a word of English when he moved to New York City at age nine. But last month, thanks to the support…
— Barack Obama
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day…
— Louis C. K.
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A sub-clerk in the post-office is the equal of a conqueror if consciousness is common to them.
— Albert Camus
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What's it like, Lexy? You wake up and you feel - what? Heaviness, an ache inside, a weight, yes. A soft crumpling of the flesh.…
— Carolyn Parkhurst
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Married and divorced, three beautiful daughters, two in college. The other one is 16, lives with her mom. I'm 46, I've worked for the Post…
— Arthur Godfrey
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Give me the old familiar world, post-office and all, with this ever new self, with this infinite expectation and faith, which does not know when…
— Henry David Thoreau
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Under Lenin the Soviet Union was like a religious revival, under Stalin like a prison, under Khrushchev like a circus, and under Brezhnev like the…
— Jimmy Carter
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go…
— Jim Gaffigan
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LA isn’t a walking city, or a subway city, so if someone isn’t in my house or my car we’ll never be together, not even…
— Miranda July
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My acting ability would have sent me back to the post office. It was my singing that got me jobs. Ironically, now, people think of…
— Robert Guillaume
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Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see…
— Richard Griffiths
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The more subsidized it is, the less free it is. What is known as 'free education' is the least free of all, for it is…
— Frank Chodorov
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To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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From the outside, the CIA seems pretty exotic, but from the inside, it's a big bureaucratic place. Think 'post office with spies.'
— Barry Eisler
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If you like the post office and the Department of Motor Vehicles and you think they're run well, just wait till you see Medicare, Medicaid…
— Arthur Laffer
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The absurdity of public-choice theory is captured by Nobel Prize-winning economist Amartya Sen in the following little scenario: "Can you direct me to the railway…
— Linda McQuaig
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Senator [Stephen] Douglas is of world-wide renown. All the anxious politicians of his party, or who have been of his party for years past, have…
— Abraham Lincoln
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At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.
— Bill Vaughan
Who Wrote These Post Office Quotes
67 authors contributed a total of 73 Post Office Quotes, led by these top contributors: