Post Office Quotes

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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense… — Adam Carolla
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. — Johnny Carson
Estiven Rodriguez couldn't speak a word of English when he moved to New York City at age nine. But last month, thanks to the support… — Barack Obama
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day… — Louis C. K.
A sub-clerk in the post-office is the equal of a conqueror if consciousness is common to them. — Albert Camus
What's it like, Lexy? You wake up and you feel - what? Heaviness, an ache inside, a weight, yes. A soft crumpling of the flesh.… — Carolyn Parkhurst
Married and divorced, three beautiful daughters, two in college. The other one is 16, lives with her mom. I'm 46, I've worked for the Post… — Arthur Godfrey
Give me the old familiar world, post-office and all, with this ever new self, with this infinite expectation and faith, which does not know when… — Henry David Thoreau
Under Lenin the Soviet Union was like a religious revival, under Stalin like a prison, under Khrushchev like a circus, and under Brezhnev like the… — Jimmy Carter
There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldnâ€™t get to it. â€œI gotta go… — Jim Gaffigan
LA isnâ€™t a walking city, or a subway city, so if someone isnâ€™t in my house or my car weâ€™ll never be together, not even… — Miranda July
My acting ability would have sent me back to the post office. It was my singing that got me jobs. Ironically, now, people think of… — Robert Guillaume
Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see… — Richard Griffiths
The more subsidized it is, the less free it is. What is known as 'free education' is the least free of all, for it is… — Frank Chodorov
To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze. — P.J. O'Rourke
From the outside, the CIA seems pretty exotic, but from the inside, it's a big bureaucratic place. Think 'post office with spies.' — Barry Eisler
If you like the post office and the Department of Motor Vehicles and you think they're run well, just wait till you see Medicare, Medicaid… — Arthur Laffer
The absurdity of public-choice theory is captured by Nobel Prize-winning economist Amartya Sen in the following little scenario: "Can you direct me to the railway… — Linda McQuaig
Senator [Stephen] Douglas is of world-wide renown. All the anxious politicians of his party, or who have been of his party for years past, have… — Abraham Lincoln
At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest. — Bill Vaughan

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