Post Office Quotes

73 Post Office quotes by 67 unique authors

I've become a collector of stories about unlikely returns: the sudden reappearance of the long-lost son, the father found, the lovers reunited after forty years.… — Karen Thompson Walker
The post office is raising the price of stamps again. I heard that and said to myself, 'If only there was an inexpensive electronic way… — David Letterman
It is so much worse to be a mediocre artist than to be a mediocre post-office clerk. — Rudolf Bing
One of the things the government can't do is run anything. The only things our government runs are the post office and the railroads, and… — Lee Iacocca
I grew up in a house with no running water, 16 miles from the closest place that had a post office. I had a very… — Rick Perry
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips
The right way to reign in healthcare costs is not by applying more government and more controls and making it more like the post office,… — Mitt Romney
Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list. — Marilyn vos Savant
I've worked in a factory. I was a garbage man. I worked in a post office. It's not that long ago. I like to think… — Denzel Washington
I still have my unemployment books and I remember when I worked for the sanitation department and the post office. — Denzel Washington
The kids who leave their favorite authors behind do not in fact leave us utterly abandoned, but in due time drive children of their own… — Jerry Spinelli
Just the other day, I was in my neighborhood Starbucks, waiting for the post office to open. I was enjoying a chocolatey cafe mocha when… — Sarah Vowell
About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have… — Chuck Palahniuk
When people bury treasure nowadays they do it in the Post-Office bank. — Arthur Conan Doyle
She respected her husband in the same way as she respected the General Post Office, as something large, secure and fixed: and though she knew… — James Joyce
[about suicide] And why is it the biggest sin of all? All your life you're told that you'll be going to this marvellous place when… — Nick Hornby
There's nothing perplexing to me about a leafy shrub evolving out of the big bang, but that the post office exists because carbon exploded out… — Steve Toltz
The blankets had fallen off and I stared down at her white back, the shoulder blades sticking out as if they wanted to grow into… — Charles Bukowski
We often dream about people from whom we receive a letter by the next post. I have ascertained on several occasions that at the moment… — Carl Jung
If the author of the Declaration of Independence were to utter such a sentiment today, the Post Office Department could exclude him from the mail,… — Frank I. Cobb

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