"The way I understand it, the Russians are……" — Emo Philips
"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks."
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78 Quotes by Emo Philips
Emo Philips has 78 quotes on this site.
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I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was…
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I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said,…
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I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?
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So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
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Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.
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I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
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When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
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Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In…
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A great work is made out of a combination of obedience and liberty.
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Well, you know, 'Spaceballs' is a weird combination, because it's a simple, sweet little fairytale, and it's crazy and out-there…
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What I need to write well is a combination of heat, light and solitude.
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My presence in the social media and on the Internet is much bigger than many of the other candidates, including…
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