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215 In-laws quotes by 177 unique authors

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints. — Emily Yoffe
When you're dealing with an in-law violation, I think the first line of defense is for the blood relation to have a serious talk. — Emily Yoffe
Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he's even worse than my brother-in-law. — Karl A. Menninger
Then, there's the modern mother-in-law. In her mid 40s, she is the compact car of her breed: efficient, trim, attractive and in harmony with her… — Abigail Van Buren
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. — Lenny Bruce
With 28 million children eating lunch at school every day in the United States, I believe government has an obligation to ensure parents have some… — Rosa DeLauro
When the purpose of the appointment to ,cohabit with the widow bas been attained in accordance with the law, those two shall behave towards each… — Guru Nanak
If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living… — Lyndon B. Johnson
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. — St. Jerome
Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to be living with… — David Letterman
Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said this guy has… — David Letterman
The stress of making small talk with in-laws is called being part of a family. — Judith Martin
If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award. — Laura Schlessinger
What is fair use? Fair use is not a law. There's nothing in law. — Jack Valenti
Don Baylor, New York Yankees DH, on Billy Martin and his predecessor Yogi Berra: Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for… — Don Baylor
At Planned Parenthood, we see the impact of abortion stigma firsthand, in the women who delay getting reproductive health care because they fear they’ll be… — Cecile Richards
To forgive the incessant provocations of daily life - to keep on forgiving the bossy mother-in-law, the bullying husband, the nagging wife, the selfish daughter,… — C.S. Lewis
Fashion is the great governor of this world; it presides, not only in matters of dress and amusement, but in law, physic, politics, religion, and… — Henry Fielding
In law also the emphasis makes the song. — Felix Frankfurter
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks… — Jeff Foxworthy
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do… — Jeff Foxworthy
Billy Jean King could not get credit when her husband was in law school and she was winning the Wimbledon, because he had to sign… — Gail Collins
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' — Les Dawson
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. — Les Dawson
I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing. — Les Dawson

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