"If you have a mother-in-law with only one……" — Lyndon B. Johnson
"If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room."
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317 Quotes by Lyndon B. Johnson
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If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
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It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and…
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For this is what America is all about. It is the uncrossed desert and the unclimbed ridge. It is the…
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I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap.
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Many have no happier moments than those that they pass in solitude, abandoned to their own imagination, which sometimes puts…
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I believe in the American tradition of separation of church and state which is expressed in the First Amendment to…
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...in the decline of life shame and grief are of short duration; whether it be that we bear easily what…
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Nothing is more despicable than the old age of a passionate man. When the vigour of youth fails him, and…
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If the purpose of lamentation be to excite pity, it is surely superfluous for age and weakness to tell their…
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Every old man complains of the growing depravity of the world, of the petulance and insolence of the rising generation.…
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...that though they may refuse to grow wise, they must inevitably grow old; ...that the proper solaces of age are…
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The prospect of penury in age is so gloomy and terrifying that every man who looks before him must resolve…
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Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and…
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The center that I cannot find is known to my unconscious mind.
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I was born into a Christian family and brought up in a Lutheran church. My faith has been the center…
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If one does away with the fact of the Resurrection, one also does away with the Cross, for both stand…
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Without a doubt, at the center of the New Testament there stands the Cross, which receives its interpretation from the…
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Whoever removes the Cross and its interpretation by the New Testament from the center, in order to replace it, for…
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PLease, do not visualize that we exist above you such as in heaven. The concepts above and below are products…
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Here at home, when Americans were standing in long lines to give blood after the attack on the World Trade…
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Worry is a cycle of inefficient thoughts whirling around a center of fear.
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The World Trade Center site will forever hold a special place in our city, in our hearts. But we would…
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