Mother In Law Quotes

69 Mother In Law quotes by 50 unique authors

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. — John Barrymore
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings
I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other. — Tori Amos
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. — Ken Dodd
We really have no definition of mother in our law books. Mother was believed to have been so basic that no definition was deemed necessary. — Unknown Author
As one whose husband and mother-in-law have died the victims of murder and assassination, I stand firmly and unequivocally opposed to the death penalty for… — Coretta Scott King
The perfect family doesn't exist, nor is there a perfect husband or a perfect wife, and let's not talk about the perfect mother-in-law! It's just… — Pope Francis
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning
Is anyone saying same-sex couples can't love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law.… — Rick Santorum
Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid. — Ian Botham
Of all the peoples whom I have studied, from city dwellers to cliff dwellers, I always find that at least 50 percent would prefer to… — Margaret Mead
What can you say about a man, who on Mother's Day sends flowers to his mother-in-law, with a note thanking her for making him the… — Nancy Reagan
Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. — Juvenal
Professionalism in tennis ... only resulted in making billionaires out of rude children, producing an onslaught of moody defectors, and a lot of guys with… — Dan Jenkins
We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never. — Mack Sennett
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. — Henny Youngman
My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale. — Les Dawson
Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law. — Mark Twain
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. — Les Dawson
We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to be cremated." I… — Unknown Author
My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. — Unknown Author
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. — Vladimir Zhirinovsky
... the most fiendish plant I know of, the sort of thing Beelzebub might pluck to make a bouquet for his mother-in-law ... it looks… — Edward Augustus Bowles
My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans,… — Patricia Heaton
Once when my father-in-law was leaving the house after lunch to return to the field to work, my mother-in-law said, 'Albert, you get right back… — Joe J. Christensen

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