"I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen……" — Ken Dodd

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• Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not… — Erma Bombeck
• Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred… — John Burroughs
• The normal profits of a business concern in the United States are six, eight, ten, and sometimes twelve percent. But… — Smedley Butler
• Newton took no exercise, indulged in no amusements, and worked incessantly, often spending eighteen or nineteen hours out of the… — W. W. Rouse Ball
• Humanism or atheism is a wonderful philosophy of life as long as you are big, strong, and between the ages… — William Murray, 1st Earl of Mansfield
• Christ's public life extended only over eighteen months, and for this he had silently been preparing himself for thirty -… — Swami Vivekananda
• I say that they can be solved; there is no problem that cannot be, but faith is necessary. Think of… — Adolf Hitler
• Don't worry about your caddie. He may be an irritating little wretch, but for eighteen holes he is your caddie. — Arnold Haultain
• Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than nineteen years of dealing with him across… — Grantland Rice
• I do smoke, but I don't go through all this trouble just because I want to make my drug of… — Woody Harrelson
• She was thirty-nine. No, she did not envy her eighteen-year- old self at all. But she did envy, envied every… — Doris Lessing
• The petition of persons under eighteen, praying that I would free all slave children, and the heading of which petition… — Abraham Lincoln

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