Living Room Quotes

245 quotes by 226 authors

Haven't you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in? — Nicholson Baker
I will barnstorm American living rooms. Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs… — Roseanne Barr
Americans will listen, but they do not care to read. War and Peace must wait for the leisure of retirement, which never really comes: meanwhile… — Anthony Burgess
I'm a hard guy to live with. I'm like a caged animal. I'm up all night walking around the living room. It's hard for me… — Jim Carrey
If I was writing songs just for me I'd only play them in my living room, alone. — Tori Amos
Indeed, most magicians catch the bug as kids. My first audience was my family in Long Island. My first 'assistant' was my mother, whom I… — Criss Angel
I hate kitchens. I don't understand these enormous American kitchens that take up half the living room and then they just order pizza. — Marina Abramovic
The sport would not survive today if drivers were being killed at the rate they were in the 1960s and '70s. It would have been… — Damon Hill
It's too easy only to blame the militarists, racists, sexists and other pushers of violence for the mess we're in. What is harder is self-examination,… — Colman McCarthy
Designers think everything done by someone else is awful, and that they could do it better themselves, which explains why I designed my own living… — Chris Bangle
Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with the live shark… — Bill Maher
On how he spent his first Hollywood paycheck "I think my first big purchase was actually for my mom. She had one of those '90s… — Dave Franco
Exclamation points are the most irritating of all. Look! they say, look at what I just said! How amazing is my thought! It is like… — Lewis Thomas
If you had the ceiling falling down in your living room, would you not go and have a repair? — Carmen Dell'Orefice
When asked her view of cosmetic surgery, Carmen Dell'Orefice replies, 'â€That's a very polite way of asking me, I'm sure, â€˜Have you had a facelift?'… — Carmen Dell'Orefice
I didnâ€™t paint my paintings to hang in some rich guyâ€™s living room, — Ralph Fasanella
For how many generations now had his people been turning their backs on things? How long had they sat in their living rooms and watched… — Clare B. Dunkle
Let's face it, we were all once three-year-olds who stood in the middle of the living room and everybody thought we were so adorable. Only… — Meryl Streep
Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room… — Pauly Shore
You know, I'm fifty-two now and I call myself a singer. Before I kick it I want to be able to carry a tune in… — Iggy Pop

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