"If there's an award for best mother-in-law in……" — Laura Schlessinger
"If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award."
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164 Quotes by Laura Schlessinger
Laura Schlessinger has 164 quotes on this site.
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Depth has one address: fidelity in love....
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In this regard, pleasure is an event; happiness is a process. Pleasure is an end point; happiness is the journey.…
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You have the power. You are the magic wand.
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People with integrity do what they say they are going to do. Others have excuses.
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You don't need to make your heart and your head agree. Let your head make the decision, your heart will…
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Distance lasts a day. But Reality lasts a lifetime.
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Remember that feelings or emotions emanate from the more ancient, less evolved, lower part of the human brain, while thoughts…
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I'm quite amused by the attempt to excuse not trying harder, by claiming that perfect is not possible; it may…
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When you choose wrong because it suits you right now, the message you give others is that when it suits…
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Integrity, honesty, and honor may not give immediate rewards or gratification, and they can be life-threatening (for example, being a…
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The reward for doing right is mostly an internal phenomenon: self-respect, dignity, integrity, and self-esteem. . . . Not doing…
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My best way of making someone admit to something's wrongness is to have them imagine that thing done to them.…
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More Award Quotes
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Here's the thing - I mean, I don't act for statues. I really don't. The great thing about winning an…
— Kevin Bacon
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I'm not trying to win an award for being the best vegetarian, just want to be healthy. Take a salt…
— Erykah Badu
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An award doesn't necessarily make you a better actor.
— Javier Bardem
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The award is important in order to bring people to the movie theater. That's the only principle meaning of any…
— Javier Bardem
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
— Jack Benny
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The hoopla with all the award season is kind of mind-boggling. It kind of puts you on your heels.
— Jeff Bridges
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Michael Jackson has a very good heart. He was crying when he was giving me the award, 'cause his mind…
— James Brown
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When you get performance slots for award shows - that's a big deal for me.
— Luke Bryan
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I think every artist wants to have that 'Grammy award winner' tag in front of their name.
— Jason Aldean
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Someone like Vincent Price or somebody like Christopher Lee, they never won an award, and it doesn't matter. They're cool.
— Nicolas Cage
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Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up…
— Michael Caine
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Forget the image, forget the ensemble, forget the rumours, forget the short skirts, the big hair, whatever! I owe this…
— Mariah Carey
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