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215 In-laws quotes by 177 unique authors

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. — Les Dawson
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. — Les Dawson
Well, I've seen a bunch of acupuncturists and one of my sister-in-laws is an herbalist. So I know a lot about alternative medicine. I don't… — Tim Daly
Daughters-in-law lived with their husbands' parents, not their own; a synonym for marriage in Chinese is "taking a daughter-in-law. — Maxine Hong Kingston
I believe in pride of race and lineage and self: in pride of self so deep as to scorn injustice to other selves; in pride… — W. E. B. Du Bois
The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came in and said,… — Lionel Richie
My fiancee's brother-in-law was recently paralysed in an accident and it really brought home the fact that thousands of young people live with spinal injuries.… — Gary Lineker
In 'Law & Order,' your main job is to stay out of the way of the plot. On another show you'd receive your script and… — Jeremy Sisto
I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in. — Melanie Lynskey
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. — Milton Berle
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth. — Milton Berle
I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in. — Milton Berle
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle
Novels aren't pedagogical instruments, or instructions in law or physics or any other discipline. A novel has to be an emotional experience, a trip of… — Alan Lightman
The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology. — James G. Frazer
This is a career about images. It's celluloid; they last for ever. I'm a black woman from America. My people were slaves in America, and… — Angela Bassett
Sometimes we're at hotels, and I'll answer the phone. They'll say, 'Mr. Ripa, your breakfast is coming upstairs.' And I'm like, Is my father-in-law here?… — Mark Consuelos
We have a shotgun we inherited from my father-in-law, a paranoid Englishman living in Texas. I have a .22 Marlin rifle, similar to the one… — Bonnie Jo Campbell
The smartest thing I did in law school: asking my future wife to go out dancing with me. The smartest thing I did when practicing… — Ben Fountain
I didn't want to be the archetypal sponging brother-in-law, so I didn't go into acting when I got to the States. I thought, 'No, I'll… — John Mahoney
I've always assumed that my parents and my in-laws would live with me when I get older and have children. I just assume it will… — Mindy Kaling
I should, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to my mother-in-law. — Lord Byron
My brother-in-law wrote an unusual murder story. The victim got killed by a man from another book. — Robert Sylvester
The only siblings I have are half-siblings. My nuclear family would have been an extra-suffocating threesome. Instead, I have an interesting brother and sister, in-laws,… — Jane Smiley
Sometimes I think the people to feel the saddest for are people who are unable to connect with the profound—people such as my boring brother-in-law,… — Douglas Coupland

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