"My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she……" — Les Dawson
"My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind."
More Blind Quotes
- My good works, however wretched and imperfect, have been made better and perfected by Him Who is my Lord: He… — Teresa of Avila
- Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is… — Francis Bacon
- In the past I have defended the right of the IRA to engage in armed struggle. I did so because… — Gerry Adams
- Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. — John Perry Barlow
- The Hebrews have done more to civilize men than any other nation. If I were an atheist, and believed blind… — John Adams
- Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with… — Martha Beck
- All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of… — Theodor Adorno
- Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in… — Josh Billings
- Violence and racism are bad. Whenever they occur they are to be condemned and we should not turn a blind… — Cate Blanchett
- People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is… — Andrea Bocelli
- The fact that I am blind is not what defines my life. It should be of no more interest than… — Andrea Bocelli
- The blind audition process can be nerve-wracking. — Christina Aguilera