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215 In-laws quotes by 177 unique authors

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. — Unknown Author
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. — Vladimir Zhirinovsky
I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of… — Thomas Jefferson
My wrestling and family go together. It's always been that way, from day one with my mom and dad, my sister, my wife, four daughters,… — Dan Gable
Our defense is not in our armaments, nor in science, nor in going underground. Our defense is in law and order. — Albert Einstein
My father-in-law was once Chairman of Military Affairs in the Senate, the latter part of the Wilson Administrations. He knew a lot about and was… — Stuart Symington
OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury. — Ambrose Bierce
I have a great husband, great parents and in-laws, and I have help with a nanny. It's not easy, but there are others who do… — Marlee Matlin
Yes, gay marriage is about symbolically blessing a relationship, but the larger issue is about transmitting a fundamental message about equality. Gay people should have… — Daniel Radcliffe
I know why we can't have a frank discussion with our policymakers - if you're in the government or in law enforcement you cannot acknowledge… — Steven Soderbergh
... the most fiendish plant I know of, the sort of thing Beelzebub might pluck to make a bouquet for his mother-in-law ... it looks… — Edward Augustus Bowles
Mbeki began to write a study of the workings of apartheid policy in the reserves - the areas set aside in law for African occupation… — Ruth First
The law compells no man to impossible things. The argument ab impossibili is forcible in law. — Edward Coke
My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans,… — Patricia Heaton
The bottom line in my view is that America's mothers and fathers deserve to have confidence in law enforcement's ability to ensure that their children… — Bob Ney
Even institutions of State, such as the judiciary, were seriously weakened, to the extent that the citizenry justifiably feared a breakdown in law and order.… — Kamisese Mara
Once when my father-in-law was leaving the house after lunch to return to the field to work, my mother-in-law said, 'Albert, you get right back… — Joe J. Christensen
In this shrinking world, it is futile to seek safety behind geographical barriers. Real security will be found only in law and in justice. — Harry S. Truman
The daughter-in-law of Pythagoras said that a woman who goes to bed with a man ought to lay aside her modesty with her skirt, and… — Michel de Montaigne
As in laws or in war, the longest purse finally wins. — Mahatma Gandhi
America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work harder… — Dylan Moran
I don't think the Constitution is studied almost anywhere, including law schools. In law schools, what they study is what the court said about the… — Robert Bork
There were reprints of American editorials. Liberals saw it as a resurgence of social protest and decried the discrimination, poverty, and hunger that had provoked… — Dan Simmons
Tis a short sight to limit our faith in laws to those of gravity, of chemistry, of botany, and so forth. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
As records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to… — Ambrose Bierce

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