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The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. — Les Dawson
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.' — Les Dawson
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother,… — Les Dawson
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked. — Les Dawson
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. — Les Dawson
The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. — Les Dawson
I don't think the law exists to arrive at the truth. If it did, we wouldn't have exclusionary rules, we wouldn't have presumptions of innocence,… — Alan Dershowitz
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. — Phyllis Diller
In moments when I question if I should be having kids, I think of all those phone calls from my sister-in-law, in which, 3,000 miles… — Beth Ditto
I have no difficulty with the recognition of civil unions for non-traditional relationships but I believe in law we should protect the traditional definition of… — Stephen Harper
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. — Hubert H. Humphrey
In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so. — Immanuel Kant
I think one of the biggest scams in law enforcement is the monitor. — Raymond Kelly
I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law. — Martin Luther King, Jr.
American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them. — Florence King
I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association. — Demetri Martin
We already know that anonymous letters are despicable. In etiquette, as well as in law, hiring a hit man to do the job does not… — Judith Martin
There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's… — Phil McGraw
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. — H. L. Mencken
Rights are not a matter of numbers - and there can be no such thing, in law or in morality, as actions forbidden to an… — Ayn Rand
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' — Joan Rivers
I started in law school in '71 and graduated in '74. So I was training for the Olympics, running or averaging around 20 miles a… — Frank Shorter
I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time. — Gail Simmons
My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on. — Arthur Smith
I happen to have the benefit of having a son-in-law who was the former Mr. France and a trainer. I like being his benefactor and… — Suzanne Somers

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