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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Only man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions…
— Dennis Miller
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Immediately upon entering the weighing-in zone, I sensed an oppressive tension in the air, the lightweights staring and glaring at each other,…
— Brad Alan Lewis
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I never succeed in painting scenes, however beautiful, immediately upon returning from them. I must wait for a time to draw a…
— Thomas Cole
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No other terms than unconditional and immediate surrender. I propose to move immediately upon your works.
— Ulysses S. Grant
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The fact that he had foamed at the mouth immediately upon dying, indicated that he had a great back jam of wishes…
— Kaye Gibbons
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She seems so cool, so focused, so quiet, yet her eyes remain fixed upon the horizon. You think you know all there…
— Neil Gaiman
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And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the…
— George Carlin
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Sarah Palin embarrasses herself almost immediately upon opening her mouth to speak or upon moving her fingers to send messages to her…
— Henry Rollins
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