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Ideas Quotes by George Carlin
- I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own,…
- I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea.
- I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and…
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.
- Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast.
- I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
- Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
- But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the whole being for the moment.…
- The things they don't tell you in schools these days, geez. Have a look at your owners. The politicians are put there to give you…
- [On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's…
More Ideas Quotes
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I love the idea of anthropomorphizing machines. I love the idea of taking technology and giving it a personality. — J. J. Abrams
- It is not once nor twice but times without number that the same ideas make their appearance in the world. — Aristotle
- Never in my wildest dreams did I entertain the idea that I would become a fashion designer. — Giorgio Armani
- I believe that the whole idea of the consumer society is tottering. We've kept ourselves going by producing more and more goods,… — Paul Auster
- In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea. — Richard Bach
- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- It's tough to be a 15- or 16-year-old athlete competing around the country. There's tension, there's media. I had no idea what… — Lance Armstrong
- There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium was the… — Antonin Artaud
- A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. — Mary Kay Ash
- But I liked Yeats! That wild Irishman. I really loved his love of language, his flow. His chaotic ideas seemed to me… — Chinua Achebe