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I Hope Quotes by Jack Handey
- I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
- I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
- I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
- I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are…
- If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that…
- If I ever get rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
- I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having…
- If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I…
- I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not?
- I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans"…
- I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
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- I had a huge advantage when I started 50 years ago - my job was secure. I didn't have to promote myself.… — David Attenborough
- I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that… — Margaret Atwood
- Even if I don't always behave as I should, this still doesn't explain why so many people have something against me. But… — Mario Balotelli
- People always ask me if I'm going to stop modeling because I have started an acting career. I hope to continue to… — Tyra Banks
- Evil communication corrupts good manners. I hope to live to hear that good communication corrects bad manners. — Benjamin Banneker
- When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No… — John Adams
- Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a… — John Adams