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Husband Quotes by Rita Rudner
- Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he…
- My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the…
- Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
- My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
- My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin…
- My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around…
More Husband Quotes
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so… — Richard Armour
- It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Jane Austen
- Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain. — Jane Austen
- My husband and I had five biological children but we also have been raising 23 foster children. — Michele Bachmann
- I am proud of my husband, Marcus, the love of my life, and his Swiss heritage. Even though I have been a… — Michele Bachmann
- I would agree that President Carter didn't live up to the expectation we all had when he came in 1976. My husband… — Michele Bachmann
- I'm not only a lawyer, I have a post doctorate degree in federal tax law from William and Mary. I work in… — Michele Bachmann
- Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. — Abigail Adams
- A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. — Honore de Balzac
- A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way. — Honore de Balzac
- The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. — Honore de Balzac