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Husband Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I'm like State Farm; when her husband leaves, I bang his wife 'like a good neighbor'.
- Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a…
- If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways...
- HUSBAND, A man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness;
- HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage;
- HUSBAND, A man who has to grow old alone;
- HUSBAND, is much like a fire -- he goes out if unattended;
- HUSBAND, living proof that women can take a joke;
- HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life;
- HUSBAND, What is left of a lover, after the nerve has been removed;
- HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient.
- HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical)
- HUSBAND, GOOD, A man who feels in his pockets every time he passes a mailbox
- HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement;
- HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A species of worm which is afraid to turn;
- HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who is so timid, he is even afraid to talk back to other people's wives
- HUSBAND, PERFECT, is, in a man's second marriage, her first mate
- HUSBAND, SMART, One who thinks twice before saying nothing;
- HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes;
- HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce;
- HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife
- HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes
- MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;
- MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to forget
- MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget;
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- Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. — Abigail Adams
- A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. — Honore de Balzac
- A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way. — Honore de Balzac
- The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. — Honore de Balzac