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- If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my… — Jim Carrey
- President Obama had lunch with Republican leaders at the White House today and had to do without salt, pepper and butter. Not… — Jay Leno
- The Lord gave us Ten Commandments, but the bill before the House today gives us 39. — Tom Lantos
- The gentle rain which waters my beans and keeps me in the house today is not drear and melancholy, but good for… — Henry David Thoreau
- If you want to understand what is going on in the White House today, you have to begin with Barack Obama. — Dinesh D'Souza
- I have respectfully declined the president's invitation to the White House today. — Jeff Landry
- 'Human history, ' H.G. Wells once wrote, 'becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.' You and I cannot be… — Lyndon B. Johnson
- The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know… — Bill Maher
- Here. All of you. And you, doorkeeper. No one is to be let out of the house today. And anyone I catch… — C.S. Lewis
- It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double… — Lauren Oliver
- We do thank our men and women in uniform. And I thank them. I thank this House today that approved a bill… — Marsha Blackburn
- He took me home with happiness and wanted to give me the edge over|Because love me too much / But the gift… — Mak_786