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Hospital Quotes by Steven Wright
- I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
- Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took…
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- I was born in the Ottawa General Hospital right after the Gray Cup Football Game in 1939. Six months later, I was… — Margaret Atwood
- I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a… — Joseph Barbera
- I've been vegan since I got out of the hospital... It's another eye opener. It changed my life in a number of… — Travis Barker
- In the hospital, I promised myself that I ever walked again, that I would eat well and swim every day. — Travis Barker
- If beef is your idea of 'real food for real people,' you'd better live real close to a real good hospital. — Neal Barnard
- This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed. — Charles Baudelaire
- I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of… — Robert Benchley
- I always had to diet. I'm diabetic, so it's a lifestyle for me anyway just to stay healthy and not end up… — Halle Berry