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- I'm like a monk with a taste for hookers. — Moby
- Hey Deion, Bubbelah - maybe you'd better pay a little less attention to those unfairly Draconian salary caps that only allowed you… — Dennis Miller
- You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that. — Murray Mexted
- One time we saw some hookers but when we got closer we realized it was Motley Crue. — James Hetfield
- I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants… — Nathan Lane
- Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians. — Marty Feldman
- I guess you could say there are two Slashes. There's the crazy, rock-and-roll Slash, he's wild. And then there's the real Slash-… — Slash
- We're all hookers in one way or another. — Kelly Cutrone