"Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike……" — Marty Feldman
"Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians."
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Marty Feldman
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15 Quotes by Marty Feldman
Marty Feldman has 15 quotes on this site.
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He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
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Money can't buy poverty.
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It could be worse... It could be raining
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You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
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Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
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Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
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Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and…
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I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
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I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
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I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
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From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me.
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I get so nervous on stage I can't help but talk. I try. I try telling my brain: stop sending…
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Leaders lead but in the end it's the people who deliver.
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If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
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I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away…
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Well, we know that people in Australia love the idea of both Impulse and Virgin Blue getting up and adding…
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Libertarians understand a very simple fact of life: Government doesn't work. It can't deliver the mail on time, it doesn't…
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I'm greedy for that satisfaction of doing something hard and knowing that, even though I was afraid I couldn't do…
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Others may make you promises, once again, and then election after election not deliver. We will not do this.
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