All Marty Feldman Quotes
- He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta. Laugh
- Money can't buy poverty. Buy
- It could be worse... It could be raining Funny
- Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians. Deliver
- You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend. Compliment
- Too old to die young, and too young to grow up. Die
- Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act. Act
- Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between… All
- I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though. Done Things
- I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did. Any
- I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference. Difference
- I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. Eat
- The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. Considerably
- The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with. Considerably
- I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up. Die