"You offer a sincere compliment on a great……" — Marty Feldman
"You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend."
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15 Quotes by Marty Feldman
Marty Feldman has 15 quotes on this site.
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He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
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Money can't buy poverty.
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It could be worse... It could be raining
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Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
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Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
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Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
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Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and…
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I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
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I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
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I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
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More Compliment Quotes
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one of 687 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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People I respect complimenting me on my work in fashion is more exciting to me than anything I ever achieved…
— Victoria Beckham
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Just don't let the hype of what people are saying and how much they love you, y'know, just take the…
— Mary J. Blige
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I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
— Albert Brooks
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Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that you've become a comfortable, trusted element in another person's…
— Joyce Brothers
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Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment,…
— Leo Buscaglia
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Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority…
— Samuel Butler
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I'm very happy to hear that my work inspires writers and painters. It's the most beautiful compliment, the greatest reward.…
— Nick Cave
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The rich are always advising the poor, but the poor seldom return the compliment.
— Lord Chesterfield
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You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a…
— Tommy Chong
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If people did not compliment one another there would be little society.
— Luc de Clapiers
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As a horn player, the greatest compliment one can get is when a person comes to you and says, 'I…
— Clarence Clemons
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There is no effect more disproportionate to its cause than the happiness bestowed by a small compliment.
— Robert Breault
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