Mustache Quotes

103 quotes by 89 authors

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan. — Mel Brooks
Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache. — Alan Bennett
She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache. — Noel Coward
A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it,… — Jason Sudeikis
Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. Itâ€™s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it. — Larry David
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one. — Groucho Marx
It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a… — Lewis Black
I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache. — Curly Howard
My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now. — Tom Selleck
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend. — Marty Feldman
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so… — Bill Murray
A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out;… — Billy Childish
I'm an actor, in particular, that likes to have a mask or something that can help me distance myself from the character. Like the moustache… — Corey Stoll
I'm happiest on set because I'm not myself. I'm someone else. The moustache, the dinner jacket. It's not me. You're always this sort of double,… — Jean Dujardin
My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you… — Jenson Button
No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down. — Sam Neill
At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and… — Chuck Palahniuk
Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip. — Albert Einstein
My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men's hearts than your spurs do from the… — Edmond Rostand

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