"At the last minute, I couldn't wear the……" — Chuck Palahniuk

At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger… - Chuck Palahniuk
"At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop."

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