Hairball Quotes

11 quotes by 10 authors

• Hope is like a hairball trembling from its birth... — Christina Rossetti
• Slipknot sounds like Tre choking on a hairball. — Billie Joe Armstrong
• At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and… — Chuck Palahniuk
• This Windows 95 hairball has become so big, so unmanageable, so hard to use, so hard to configure, so hard to keep up and running,… — Scott McNealy
• My family suffered. My hair turned up in every corner, every drawer, every meal. Even in the rice puddings Tessie made, covering each little bowl… — Jeffrey Eugenides
• It's the way you look whenever she mentions her fiance. My cat looks like that before he hacks up a hairball. — Kenneth Oppel
• But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for you. Mediocrity's a hairball coughed up on the Persian carpet… — Tom Robbins
• Kissing Mother Superior, incompetent, hairball, poppy seeds, on the can. — Jennifer Egan
• A part of her wanted to tell him she still loved him, and that even though this love was hopeless and long over, it still… — Ann Brashares
• I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl. — Cheshire Cat

Who Wrote These Hairball Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 11 Hairball Quotes as follows:

• 1 Hairball Quote by Cheshire Cat
• 1 Hairball Quote by Christina Rossetti
• 1 Hairball Quote by Billie Joe Armstrong
• 1 Hairball Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
• 1 Hairball Quote by Scott McNealy
• 1 Hairball Quote by Jeffrey Eugenides
• 1 Hairball Quote by Kenneth Oppel
• 1 Hairball Quote by Tom Robbins
• 1 Hairball Quote by Jennifer Egan
• 1 Hairball Quote by Ann Brashares