Mustache Quotes

103 Mustache quotes by 89 unique authors

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches. — Liam Payne
Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache. — Jesse Peyronel
I watched a lot of Douglas Fairbanks movies. He always played the same role with a mustache. Zorro had a mustache. The Musketeer had a… — Jean Dujardin
Not to get too deep on shaving my mustache, but it was kind of symbolic of, 'This is a moment of liberation, a chance to… — Lester Holt
I had a mustache when I was 13. — David Schwimmer
I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call 'indicating,' when you… — Billy Campbell
It became the middle finger I couldn’t raise in PR photographs. The mustache became my silent last word in the verbal battles I was losing… — Robin Olds
I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself. — Carrie Brownstein
It takes a particularly rarified variety of idiot to look at a Jew-hating fascist with a small mustache - and decide that his opponent is… — James Lileks
The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush… — Dennis Miller
Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white. — Greg Gutfeld
It was my mustache that landed jobs for me. In those silent-film days it was the mark of a villain. When I realized they had… — Adolphe Menjou
They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody. — Yasmine Bleeth
Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches. — Frank Zappa
I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like,… — Jack Huston
Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away. — Sam the Sham
When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees. — Bob Dylan
I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped! — Justin Bieber
If you play men, in a way it's easier. You can have a voicebox, you can have false hair, mustaches, wigs, you can have all… — Janet McTeer
A clean and well-cared for appearance should be maintained. Hair styles should be clean and neat, avoiding extreme styles. Mens' hair should be trimmed above… — Harold B. Lee
I had grown a thin mustache, I was a full-grown man, and yet I was completely helpless and without a goal in life. — Hermann Hesse
I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who… — Jean Dujardin
In 'Pacific Rim' I had to have a haircut I wouldn't usually rock. However, the moustache I had in the film - that might have… — Idris Elba
Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair. — John Hodgman
The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody… — Hulk Hogan

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