Mustache Quotes

103 Mustache quotes by 89 unique authors

• Not every person with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache. — Unknown Author
• Sucks when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, and suddenly she's not your friend anymore!!! ~Sean Stafford — Kevin McCarty
• I can tell by your fake mustache that youre clever! — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Mustache Quotes

89 authors contributed a total of 103 Mustache Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 3 Mustache Quotes by John Oates
• 3 Mustache Quotes by Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• 3 Mustache Quotes by Jean Dujardin
• 3 Mustache Quotes by Gail Carriger
• 2 Mustache Quotes by Rich Cohen
• 2 Mustache Quotes by Lewis Black
• 2 Mustache Quotes by Lester Holt
• 2 Mustache Quotes by Edmond Rostand
• 2 Mustache Quotes by Curly Howard
• 2 Mustache Quotes by Cassandra Clare
• 1 Mustache Quote by Yasmine Bleeth
• 1 Mustache Quote by Unknown Author
• 1 Mustache Quote by Tom Selleck
• 1 Mustache Quote by Tom Robbins
• 1 Mustache Quote by Tom Lenk
• 1 Mustache Quote by Spike Jonze
• 1 Mustache Quote by Sam the Sham
• 1 Mustache Quote by Sam Neill
• 1 Mustache Quote by Salvador Dali
• 1 Mustache Quote by Robin Olds
• 1 Mustache Quote by Robert Winston
• 1 Mustache Quote by Robert Anton Wilson
• 1 Mustache Quote by Peter Thiel
• 1 Mustache Quote by Pete Holmes
• 1 Mustache Quote by Nora Roberts