Mustache Quotes

103 Mustache quotes by 89 unique authors

I remember when I interviewed at MSNBC, one of the first things they said to me was, 'In your tapes, you had a mustache, right?'… — Lester Holt
The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair. — Derek Jeter
I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to. — Ashton Kutcher
My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was… — Nick Offerman
I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads… — Natalie Portman
I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did. — Neil Tennant
Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache. — Lee Tergesen
In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil. — Jesse Ventura
Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you go for an… — Donatella Versace
I was born with my moustache and, no, I've never been tempted to shave it off. I don't spend a lot of time worrying about… — Robert Winston
No wife, no horse, no mustache — Robert Anton Wilson
You could say sorry," suggested Harry bluntly. "What, and get attacked by another flock of canaries?" muttered Ron. "What did you have to imitate her… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won't be able to find it. But when your heart is ready,… — Ajahn Chah
Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case… — Salvador Dali
Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I had a dream about a motorcycle," said Harry, remembering suddenly. "It was flying." Uncle Vernon nearly crashed into the car in front. He turned… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
A man without a mustache is a man without a soul. — Confucius
The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees,… — Jim Butcher
We could speak about the meaning of life vis-a-vis non-consequential/deontological theories, apodictic transformation schemata, the incoherence of exemplification, metaphysical realism, Cartesian interactive dualism, revised non… — Maira Kalman
Don Basilio was a forbidding-looking man with a bushy mustache who did not suffer fools and who subscribed to the theory that the liberal use… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
His fair landlady was in despair. She would most willingly have made M. d'Artagnan her husband--such a handsome man, and such a fierce mustache! — Alexandre Dumas
It was like a bad movie except he didn’t actually twirl his mustache.” -Jace to Maryse about Valentine, pg.122- — Cassandra Clare
As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone. — Charles Portis
Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands… — Jen Lancaster
He handed her her cap and sunglasses, then put on his own while she frowned at them. “What is this?” “A disguise.” He grinned at… — Nora Roberts

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