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103 Mustache quotes by 89 unique authors

What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and pushed him backward… — James Patterson
But it was Valentine. I saw him. In fact, he had the Sword with him when he came down to the cells and taunted me… — Cassandra Clare
Have a care how you speak to me, Imp. Doubtless he meant to sound threatening, but that absurd wisp of a mustache ruined the effect. — George R. R. Martin
Alexia had spent long hours wondering over that mustache. Werewolves did not grow hair, as they did not age. Where had it come from? Had… — Gail Carriger
There was once a strange, small man. He decided three important details about his life: 1. He would part his hair from the opposite side… — Markus Zusak
I have a different idea of elegance. I don't dress like a fop, it's true, but my moral grooming is impeccable. I never appear in… — Edmond Rostand
A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a… — Laini Taylor
He...boasted an unassuming mustache, which was perched atop his upper lip cautiously, as though it were slightly embarrassed to be there and would like to… — Gail Carriger
There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics. — Caitlin Moran
Professor Braithwope, shimmering out of his room fully clothed and dapper. His mustache was a fluffy caterpillar of curiosity, perched and ready to inquire, dragging… — Gail Carriger
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. — Tom Lenk
I want to see Brian Williams with no irony wearing a mustache. — Adam McKay
A good mustache makes a man for many reasons. — John Oates
My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era. — John Oates
Having a mustache and never smiling became a permanent component of my persona through the quaintly self-important decade of the seventies. — John Oates
What made me decide to run was the dire state of the economy and the non-leadership of President Obama. At that point in time, my… — Kesha Rogers
The Beastie Boys are guys I loved before I met them, and when I got to know them, we started a magazine together, and we… — Spike Jonze
I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache. — Curly Howard
The Toothbrush mustache is the most powerful configuration of facial hair the world has ever known. It overpowers whoever touches it. By merely doodling a… — Rich Cohen
The Toothbrush mustache was first introduced in Germany by Americans, who turned up with it at the end of the 19th century the way Americans… — Rich Cohen
Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a… — Tom Robbins
Neither drink (coffee or tea) was known in Frankish lands, but seated in the coffeehouses, I drank of each at various times, twirling my mustache… — Louis L'Amour
I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat. — Keith Carradine
Sitting next to a man with a mustache at dinner is hearing a hundred people ask, 'How long have you been growing that mustache?' — Alison Brie
My mom was a very productive playwright. I remember a poster for one of her shows. It was at Columbus Circle and all the subway… — Jon Cryer

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