"Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it……" — Albert Einstein

"Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip."

— Albert Einstein

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1,698 Quotes by Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein has 1,698 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The consequence was a positively fanatic [orgy of] freethinking coupled with the impression that youth is being deceived by the…
This crippling of individuals I consider the worst evil of capitalism. Our whole educational system suffers from this evil. An…
I believe, indeed, that overemphasis on the purely intellectual attitude, often directed solely to the practical and factual, in our…
I believe in standardizing automobiles, not human beings.
It is not by sitting still at a grand distance and calling the human race larvae that men are to…
America is today the hope of all honorable men who respect the rights of their fellow men and who believe…
I do not share the crusading spirit of the professional atheist whose fervor is mostly due to a painful act…
Thus I came...to a deep religiosity, which, however, reached an abrupt end at the age of 12. Through the reading…
It's not that life has been easy, perfect or exactly as expected. I just choose to be happy and grateful…
The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully,…
Try first to be a man of value; success will follow.
War cannot be humanized. It can only be abolished.

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More Bare Quotes

This quote is filed under Bare Quotes, one of 613 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold
I had never done anything with blue screen before, or prosthetics, or anything like that. Lord of the Rings was… — Cate Blanchett
Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare, and look forward to the… — Anton Chekhov
We are stripped bare by the curse of plenty. — Winston Churchill
I usually get myself into situations that cause sparks. I mean I'm a girl that likes the storms. I love… — Tori Amos
Between the fear that something would happen and the hope that still it wouldn't, there is much more space than… — Ivo Andric
I'm a minimalist. I don't really need much to enjoy a good holiday - just my family and the bare… — Jean Reno
Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut… — Samuel Hoffenstein
An unsurpassed master of the art of laying bare the inmost core of spiritual truth. — Unknown Author
The wind that makes music in November corn is in a hurry. The stalks hum, the loose husks whisk skyward… — Aldo Leopold
In the entire circle of the year there are no days so delightful as those of a fine October, when… — Alexander Smith
The proximity of an army causes prices to go up; and high prices cause people's substance to be drained away.… — Sun Tzu

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